Rent or Own – Make Your Choice. Happy Halloween!

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Scary Doll:
Hello Nathan.

Scary Doll:
I would like to play a game. What you are wearing is sort of like a reverse “Bear steps on it snaps shut in a very painful kind of way thingy.” Let me show you. Every day you claim to be living your best life, yet you’re still renting an apartment. You hide behind the lie that the can’t afford a down payment, yet you’re out every weekend, drinking like a maniac. If you stop the party train for one year, you would have enough for a down payment on a house. Look around and you’ll notice a bunch of bottles – the equivalent to what you bought last year for others. The key to the trap, is at the bottom of one. You must drink your way to freedom. The same key fits the front door of your new home. And I’ve place a camera to make sure you don’t just pour it on the floor. #partyfoul. Rent or own? You make the choice.

Eric:
Whoa, Whoa. What are you still doing here, man?

Nathan:
Yeah. I’m a home owner. HaHa!

Eric:
You have a new house to go celebrate in and clean up this mess.

Nathan:
Woo Hoooo

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